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MmFFoR 06-04-2011 11:04 PM

رد: يعني اية كورسير؟؟
 
يعني خلاص لعبة مع القرصان؟

احمد على 1999 06-04-2011 11:09 PM

The Donkey Theory
 
يا جماعة انا لسة جايلى ال e-mail ده و من كتر ما قعدت اضحك قولت اضحكوا معايا طبعا انا مش مقتنع بيها بس قولت اهى حاجة لذيذة
The Donkey Theory

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
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Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man - earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
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Equation 3
Woman = eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
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To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude:
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

cars admire 06-04-2011 11:38 PM

رد: يعني اية كورسير؟؟
 
اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة RENAULT 18 (المشاركة 392629)
و ماله أسم أحمد ........

أسم جديد برضو ...

تحس كدا أنه أبو حميد .... :crazyW14::crazyW14::craz yW14::crazyW14:

بنهزر معاك يا أدمير ....... أوعى تزعل GIFT4UGIFT4UGIFT4U

ok
!!!!!!!!

MmFFoR 06-04-2011 11:39 PM

رد: The Donkey Theory
 
hahahahahahahhha
so funny
and thanks alot for calling every man n woman a donkey\
smarty

احمد على 1999 06-04-2011 11:53 PM

رد: The Donkey Theory
 
مش انا و الله انا ضد الحكاية دى
بس تفطس من الضحك
هههههههههههههههه


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